e-mail!!

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money..

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share..

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)



aman sent this a few days ago.
:)

sadness is beautiful

ever heard that? nope? hehe now i'm letting you. perhaps the beautiful part is when you always pray to GOD for strength and blessing. yup perhaps perhaps. and the toughest part is to deal with smile. if you still manage to get a smile on your own whenever you feel sad, that would be considered as 'the most beautiful' smile. ouch!

smile smile smile. no matter what. win your own smile regardless of what you feel (as hard as you can, there's always limitation to everything i know). me? i was quite upset last night but Alhamdulillah i could still fight for a smile to please a friend. Alhamdulillah, and i'm truly thankful that i then receive a good happy news today. my sis-in-law gave birth to her 4-kilos baby boy this morning :) it's on 2nd July 2009. oh i can't wait to see the baby. really can't wait. i am going to give him the baby socks, and a kiss :)

i feel good today. i am smiling right now, you see? :) i cherish every moment i smile. and it's good to find that i'm not only smile to happiness, but i am sometimes able to smile to sadness.

so, happy thursday everyone. and oh, it's kly's birthday!